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And when we woke up, we had these bodies. Theyre like, except Im having them! Oh, I think we should just stay friends. Youll have all the Slurm you can drink when youre partying with Slurms McKenzie Hey, tell me something. Youve got all this money. How come you always dress like youre doing your laundry?

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people wont be sure youve done anything at all. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesnt make sense. Quite possible.

It is nice to be important, but its more important to be nice.

You guys go on without me! Im going to go… look for more stuff to steal! You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Hey, tell me something. Youve got all this money. How come you always dress like youre doing your laundry? If rubbin frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I dont wanna be right.

Fetal stemcells, arent those controversial? You dont know how to do any of those. Whats with you kids? Every other day its food, food, food. Alright, Ill get you some stupid food. You wont have time for sleeping.

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Maybe you dont like your job, maybe you didnt get enough sleep.

Oh yeah, good luck with that. Hey, tell me something. Youve got all this money. How come you always dress like youre doing your laundry? Explain that. Leela, Bender, were going grave robbing.

A Bicyclops Built For Two

I love you, buddy! Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.

  • I saw you with those two «ladies of the evening» at Elzars.
  • For the last time, I dont like lilacs! Your first wife was the one.
  • But the flesh is spongy and spanac bruised?

Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. When will that be? Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess thats what youre best at, aint it? I dont know what youre talking about.

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Progress is a nice word.

Daylight and everything. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. I saw you with those two «ladies of the evening» at Elzars. Explain that. Leela, Bender, were going grave robbing. Who am I making this out to?

Its nice to just embrace the natural beauty within you. Who am I making this out to? Shut up and get to the point!

And remember, dont do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, you mean while for the love of God, dont not do it!

Doomsday device? Ah, now the balls in Farnsworths court! You mean while Im sleeping in it? Shut up and get to the point!

Ive got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, Going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Who am I making this out to?

They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! I havent felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.

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You have to enjoy life. Always be surrounded by people that you like.

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people wont be sure youve done anything at all. Just once Id like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isnt bound and gagged. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious.

I havent felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated science. And remember, dont do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to.

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Everyone in this world is somehow connected.

Ah, computer dating. Its like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase «upside your head.» Who am I making this out to?

You mean while Im sleeping in it? Throw her in the brig. Michelle, I dont regret this, but I both rue.

Daylight and everything. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesnt make sense. So I really am important? How I feel when Im drunk is correct?

Good man. Nixons pro-war and pro-family. And then the battles not so bad? And remember, dont do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, dont not do it! Shut up and get to the point! Hey, tell me something. Youve got all this money. How come you always dress like youre doing your laundry? Im sure those windmills will keep them cool.

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people wont be sure youve done anything at all. I love you, buddy! Please, Don-Bot… look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! You guys arent Santa! Youre not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? Hey, whatcha watching? Thats right, baby. I aint your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him!

Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out.

Kids have names? That could be beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. No! I want to live! There are still too many things I dont own! Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. You can see how I lived before I met you. Do a flip!

Hello Morbo, hows the family? Ive been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? I love this planet! Ive got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. Well need to have a look inside you with this camera.

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